Mammoth Sleep Report

Sleeping with a toddler is …

– sleeping with a wack a mole but instead they pop up crying and you need to hush them back to sleep

– sleeping with a meerkat when said pop up happens and they start looking around with the “she better have not left me” look

– sleeping on the edge of a cliff. Cause that’s all the space you’re gonna get

– sleeping with feet in/on your face

– hearing sounds of random laughter followed by whines

– watching while your kid sleeps, thinking if I go to sleep now I’ll get X hours… no X minutes of sleep

But they are pretty darn cute ???